Glasto ’27
The last week of June 2027, at Worthy Farm. There's no festival in 2026, so this is the next one, and after a fallow year it all comes back at once.
Getting in isn't a lottery you enter alone. The queue's random, and whoever reaches the front books for six, so every one of us who's registered is another go at the same tickets, and we only need one of us through.
Register now!
Free, a few minutes, and you don't need to know whether you're coming. Registration closes days before tickets go on sale and doesn't reopen until after, so you can decide later, but you can't register later.
You'll need a passport-style photo and your address. Portrait, plain background, no hat or glasses, no filters. Those are what get one rejected.
Already registered? Look yours up the same way, check it hasn't expired, and refresh the photo if it looks nothing like you. No shade.
DM me these three, exactly as registered:
- Full name
- Registration number
- Registered postcode
Copy and paste them. One wrong digit fails the whole booking. By Sunday 30 August, so the spreadsheet's ready long before we need it.
Know someone who's definitely not coming but would sit in the queue for us? Send them my way. Every extra registration is another draw.
Roughly how this goes
Only the first and last lines are confirmed. The rest is what's happened every year for a decade. A good guide, not a promise, so don't book flights around it.
| When | What happens |
|---|---|
| Autumn 2026 | The festival publishes how to book. This is the starting gun, and it's already overdue: nothing's come out of the newsroom since December. |
| A few days before the sale | Registration closes at 17:00 on the Monday, every year since 2019, and stays shut through the whole sale. This is the door you don't want to be outside of. |
| A Thursday evening | Coach + ticket sale. A separate, smaller pool, so it's a genuinely second roll of the dice, with the catch that the coach travel is then compulsory. |
| The Sunday after, 09:00 | The general sale. This is the big one, and where the spreadsheet earns its keep. |
| First week of April 2027 | Balance due on any ticket we got with a deposit. |
| Late March or April 2027 | Resale. Tickets people didn't pay the balance on go back out, and it's a real second chance rather than a consolation prize. |
| 23–27 June 2027 | Gates open at Worthy Farm. |